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Multiple fires were reported in our Reactor core before it burst into flames. Then a huge green flash wiped out and contaminated the whole area. It only took a few seconds for the few remaining survivors to perish through radiation poisoning. What a climax!

Everyone clearly chose to hide in their homes rather than help † YeeYeeMaster69, who was the only person to die in last night's attack. Community spirit - that's what we like to see...

† Gucci's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think?

A peaceful night in town. The 1980 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Some say that the death of † phost was not down to luck... the only victim last night... Could someone among us have provoked their death?

The ever-vigilant Zeromus informed us of the disappearance of 5 citizens who were outside overnight. "They tried to hide, but it was a foregone conclusion. I saw it all through my binoculars. It's not a great loss". That was close.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Ernie. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about xDreek) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Gucci spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Vartan. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Gucci) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

In other news: it is rumored that Scarto and Crypto22 were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Listen to this, it is rumored that cavymaster and sokolman were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

Besides that: it is rumored that YeeYeeMaster69 and xDreek were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

With around 500 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Importantly: † Yser won't annoy anyone anymore, especially when he's currently dangling from the end of a rope... We don't mess around here! I'm just saying...

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 220 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

We all remember the fun we had the day BoucleurJVCien christened the capybara who lived in the town, "Murphy"... I'm sorry to report that Murphy was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure BoucleurJVCien would appreciate a short message of support.

Abandoned in the desert, the 2 citizens who went outside yesterday will surely never return.

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 100 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

Funnily enough: as of yesterday, † Zeac is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 50 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

cavymaster provided some news which are maybe to be taken with a pinch of salt. Basically, according to them, YeeYeeMaster69 was seen sneaking around near the bank all day yesterday... What were they doing? Mysterious...

The ever-vigilant TheFox informed us of the disappearance of 6 citizens who were outside overnight. "They tried to hide, but it was a foregone conclusion. I saw it all through my binoculars. It's not a great loss".