Gazette

Curfew applies to everyone. Also for † Condottiero and † Void - you get that now. Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

The citizens clearly decided to leave † PostPanda to their own devices in the World Beyond, but we haven't heard from them in some time. You guys are all heart...

The defenses were insufficient last night. 7 citizens have paid for their lack of organization with their lives. Pfff...

Oh, before you go, yesterday, † BlaZe finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration. Some say this, others say that...

The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.

Oh, before you go, yesterday, † Heeby finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

Besides that: i meant to tell you, 2 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them... Pfff...

We all remember the fun we had the day LeSurVivant christened the labradoodle who lived in the town, "Sheba"... I'm sorry to report that Sheba was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure LeSurVivant would appreciate a short message of support.

Forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the western wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

Importantly: the citizens clearly decided to leave † godmifs to their own devices in the World Beyond, but we haven't heard from them in some time. You guys are all heart...

Some are quite happy to sponge off the workers in town, I assure you. For example, PostPanda who on 63 occasions was seen taking bits and pieces from the bank... and we just let it happen...

Good to know: 4 citizens missed roll-call this morning... They went out last night... not one of them came back... Not ONE.