Gazette

Poor † Morium, the only victim of last night's attack... the ever-sympathetic DoYouDaWay mumbled, "Good! ...prick anyway... still owed me a tenner".

Likewise: still no news from † RuiNC, who apparently thought it was a good idea to pitch their tent outside last night. Time will tell if that was good idea. That's nonsense...

A tidal wave of zombies crashed into our city last night! The citizens were devoured at their homes or dragged into the desert... Another night and we will not be here to talk about it. Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

A little bit of gossip for the road: a little clarification on the mysterious message left by † MeusMoo: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside...

Some say that the death of † Doghy was not down to luck... the only victim last night... Could someone among us have provoked their death?

Dear citizens, the citizens clearly decided to leave † AsinBeerenband to their own devices in the World Beyond, but we haven't heard from them in some time. You guys are all heart...

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Jonathan, a sceptical citizen.

Some noticed that † lotski2 was really under the weather yesterday. So much so, in fact, that he opted to commit suicide.

You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 690 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

MeusMoo and Hidrogeno were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Importantly: † Gucky99 hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday... Some say this, others say that...

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

† Pyroxas hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday...

This morning, Jonathan wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." RuiNC would have explained.

With around 190 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

In other news: oh, before you go, yesterday, † FarinUrlaub2 finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration. Well I say that...

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Pyroxas, a sceptical citizen.

Dear citizens, the 2 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. I guess we can pretty much write them off as dead by now. We won't last long, I tell you.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to bowei, a sceptical citizen.

Facts and figures: some citizens are missing. They've been in the desert since yesterday, but there has been no sign of them since the attack. I hope there is nobody you care about out there...

xqtude calmly helped themselves to whatever they wanted in the bank without being disturbed by anyone. Except perhaps JustJonnie who said: "I can fix this, I'll go to work on the Holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch...".

For your information: forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the northern wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim. Pfff...