Gazette

† mel ran out of luck last night. That aside, it was a tranquil night in town...

I meant to tell you, 9 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

Our wonderful guide went and got himself lost... There will be an election tonight to decide who'll be the next victim... I mean, guide.

The alaskan malamute which was christened Sheba by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

A sterling effort from † İtzzec who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though !

Poor † Electrovyruz, the only victim of last night's attack... the ever-sympathetic Giganmenos mumbled, "Good! ...prick anyway... still owed me a tenner".

"They're never coming back, and we'll just have to deal with it", proposed Nocareless87 this morning, talking about the 2 citizens that have been missing in the World Beyond for several hours... Another night like that and we won't be here to talk about this kind of thing.

You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 50 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

I meant to tell you, 3 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

With around 30 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Breaking News: "You shouldn't go out", MLord warned yesterday. He was correct, at least as far as the 2 citizens who we heard screaming in the desert all night were concerned... What an organisation...

All day long, the citizens were able to keep an eye on all the suspicious deposits and withdrawals BIGNIC made at the bank. Judge for yourselves.

Facts and figures: still no news from † Peramen, who apparently thought it was a good idea to pitch their tent outside last night. Time will tell if that was good idea.