Gazette

Multiple fires were reported in our Reactor core before it burst into flames. Then a huge green flash wiped out and contaminated the whole area. It only took a few seconds for the few remaining survivors to perish through radiation poisoning. What a climax!

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards South-East.

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

Heavy squalls swept through the entire East overnight.

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

Major sandstorms hit in the Southwest.

The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Gangrenous reservoirs of Halloween is no more.

Sandstorms have been recorded near South-West.

With around 5000 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Major sandstorms hit in the West.

With around 3800 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Regarding last night's little event (yes, you know, the murder of † Elypsia), opinion is divided. Some are talking about suicide, whereas others strongly suspect Intruder. For my money, the second hypothesis is more likely... That's nonsense...

This night North-East was swept by strong winds.

Some citizens witnessed a strange event... It could be said that the zombies came exclusively for † Ginko last night. They carried the body all the way to the construction site before the dismembering began!

Another topic: the town decided to hang † Hacked yesterday. It took three attempts, as he had a particularly strong neck.

A few isolated phenomena were detected in the West.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Meteorological anomalies were seen in the South.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North-East.

Intruder spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

Abnormal winds swept across the desert in North.

The labradoodle which was christened Vartan by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

A little bit of gossip for the road: no sign of † SirWallnut in town this morning. Some citizens report having seen them heading out yesterday during the day. No news since then...

Yesterday evening, the whole East was the scene of several weather anomalies.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

A few isolated phenomena were detected in the Northwest.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Trousers. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about AdiHi) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Dear citizens, a sterling effort from † Gaurogar who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though ! That's nonsense...

Heavy squalls swept through the entire East overnight.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Alternatively: no news from † Erlendur in the several hours prior to my writing this.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North-West.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards East.

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards East.

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 670 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

As of yesterday, † DNess is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...

Yesterday evening, the whole West was the scene of several weather anomalies.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Oh, before you go, yesterday, † ashless finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration. Come on, believe me.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards South-East.

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

Fun fact: we don't know anything specific, in any case no one has seen † DefenestrateMe for some time.

The terrifying creatures of the horde were able to be kept afar near the wall this time. The defenses seem satisfactory.

A little clarification on the mysterious message left by † Cliath: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside...

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 110 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Facts and figures: Dehydration took the lives of 3 citizens yesterday. An extended period of agony culminating in an excruciating death. Is there a shortage of water or something? Mwahahahaha...

With around 30 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Some are quite happy to sponge off the workers in town, I assure you. For example, Ginko who on 74 occasions was seen taking bits and pieces from the bank... and we just let it happen...

Forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the eastern wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.