Gazette

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Quivering corridor is no more.

Some residents are in tears this morning because of the victims (the nerves without doubt). Too happy not to be one of the 8 victims of that night. Pfff...

Let's highlight: oh, before you go, yesterday, † Abeo finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration. Come on, believe me.

Our wonderful guide went and got himself lost... There will be an election tonight to decide who'll be the next victim... I mean, guide.

Some say that the death of † Rotti was not down to luck... the only victim last night... Could someone among us have provoked their death?

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Listen to this, the bloated thing at † PanquecUBGE's house is † PanquecUBGE, whose infection was particularly invasive.

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 1170 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

Our defenses made it through the night. I doubt they'll be sufficient for tonight, the zombies are going to be starving...

According to Frostmonarch who was interviewed at the great wall this morning, the 2 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Floofers, a sceptical citizen.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Dewster, a sceptical citizen.

Fun fact: "You shouldn't go out", Frostmonarch warned yesterday. He was correct, at least as far as the 2 citizens who we heard screaming in the desert all night were concerned... What an organisation...

The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.

I hope nobody has gotten too close to † RayziV lately. They died during the night from a generalised infection. We all heard his screams of agony, let's be honest...

With around 240 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

As of yesterday, † WillLucky is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

We'll just forget about the citizens who ventured into the World Beyond yesterday, shall we? According to the latest news, there were 3 of them.

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 60 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

A little bit of gossip for the road: Dehydration took the lives of 3 citizens yesterday. An extended period of agony culminating in an excruciating death. Is there a shortage of water or something? Mwahahahaha...

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

A little clarification on the mysterious message left by † Void: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside...

All day long, the citizens were able to keep an eye on all the suspicious deposits and withdrawals Dewster made at the bank. Judge for yourselves.

Besides that: 7 citizens missed roll-call this morning... They went out last night... not one of them came back... Not ONE.