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This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Dark facility is no more.

No one really seems to mourn the death of † Sheya and † Showtime. They were probably not the most popular in town. That was close.

Alternatively: † ABC's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think? Well I say that...

This morning, Sheya celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

Poor † WelshMark, the only victim of last night's attack... the ever-sympathetic Dystopian mumbled, "Good! ...prick anyway... still owed me a tenner".

Funnily enough: † CarlBishop's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think? Come on, believe me.

The pot-bellied pig which was christened Murphy by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

Dear citizens, we don't know anything specific, in any case no one has seen † Aarewa for some time. Come on, believe me.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Basac, a sceptical citizen.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

A peaceful night in town. The 1290 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Likewise: a little clarification on the mysterious message left by † HIT345MAN: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside...

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Showtime, a sceptical citizen.

You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 580 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

Alternatively: the danger continues to grow in the desert, as † ZER0 found out to their cost. Don't go out alone anymore! I'm just saying...

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

Facts and figures: a sterling effort from † LeTx who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though !

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

Some citizens are missing. They've been in the desert since yesterday, but there has been no sign of them since the attack. I hope there is nobody you care about out there... That was close.

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

Forgetting how for a moment, but one of the [#] citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the southern wall ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.

Silver and ZER0 were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Funnily enough: water shortages are expensive, 4 citizens dried out properly in town yesterday. Or did they just "forget" to collect their ration? Better go and check.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Facts and figures: the 4 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. I guess we can pretty much write them off as dead by now.

You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 70 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

No news from † TheUPSMan in the several hours prior to my writing this.

ninjaboi provided some news which are maybe to be taken with a pinch of salt. Basically, according to them, Brisk was seen sneaking around near the bank all day yesterday... What were they doing? Mysterious...

It is rumored that Greggie_Eggie and Famouscandy were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...