Gazette

Jour	Le Cadavre Enchainé	Zombies	Défenses	Morts	Points
14	This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!	2 138	0	Noazettas Vault Rick ColdRogue AMINOS GhostRaceR	151
13	The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. DSJ2 Lemon is no more.	2 300	679		141
12	There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Frank. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Espianegro2131) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.	1 480	837	Ryyyuk	131
11	We all remember the fun we had the day Espianegro2131 christened the kitten who lived in the town, "Toast"... I'm sorry to report that Toast was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure Espianegro2131 would appreciate a short message of support.	1 585	761		121
10	Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!	797	621		110
9	With around 660 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!	658	542		99
8	Furthermore, horde food shortage: 660 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well. It is rumored that ColdRogue and AMINOS were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...	656	431		88
7	GhostRaceR and ColdRogue were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.	400	311		77
6	The meerkat which was christened Gigantor by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...	323	236		66
5	With around 240 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!	240	171		55
4	No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.	259	130		44
3	The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number... Breaking News: this morning, Floofers wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Espianegro2131 would have explained.	73	130		33
2	The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...	40	75		22
1	It seems VaultBoy21 decided to dump all their random findings in our bank. It's quality we need here, not quantity, VaultBoy21...	31	44		11