Gazette

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to MyHordemavue, a sceptical citizen.

Let's highlight: † TilliVanilli1111's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you think?

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

Importantly: a little clarification on the mysterious message left by † funkykawing: "Don't expect me for dinner tonight". He clearly decided to spend the night outside...

A peaceful night in town. The 460 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Facts and figures: there's been a murder! Someone has killed † Rootszion! And it wasn't me who did it (even though I maybe wanted to...). Which particular knave did the dirty deed ins my place?

Spare a thought for our lost Shaman. Adieu useless charlatan!

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

"You shouldn't go out", Aroan warned yesterday. He was correct, at least as far as the 2 citizens who we heard screaming in the desert all night were concerned...

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to TilliVanilli1111, a sceptical citizen.

Breaking News: we don't know anything specific, in any case no one has seen † WaitingRoomChair for some time.

The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.

Dear citizens, still no news from the 2 citizens who went into the desert yesterday. "Good news!" added funkykawing, ironically.

The terrifying creatures of the horde were able to be kept afar near the wall this time. The defenses seem satisfactory.

Alternatively: † sixtynine has been added to the list of Victims of the Horde, who has been missing in the World Beyond since yesterday. Some say this, others say that...

Check out how many times GhostRaceR was seen helping themselves from the bank like it was a free buffet. 61 times yesterday alone.

Listen to this, the ever-vigilant Jerrycane informed us of the disappearance of 6 citizens who were outside overnight. "They tried to hide, but it was a foregone conclusion. I saw it all through my binoculars. It's not a great loss". What an organisation...