Gazette

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North-West.

The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Snowy peaks of Doom is no more.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards South.

Our defenses were borderline last night: a small group of zombies managed to get in to the town near the wall, killing9 citizens. What an organisation...

As of yesterday, † Iosephus is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...

Spare a thought for our lost Shaman. Adieu useless charlatan!

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards South-East.

Our defenses were tested last night! Some zombies used a pile of rubbish to get into the town on our weakly secured flank. Result: 7 citizens dead.

Sandstorms have been recorded near South-East.

ipharted and Araporn were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Major sandstorms hit in the East.

The zombies didn't bother with the niceties last night... all that remains of † Lawson is a jawbone and some crushed organs which were found at the eastern wall. Come on, smile! They were the only victim, it could have been Oleifr!

This night South-East was swept by strong winds.

With around 2600 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in South-West.

A peaceful night in town. The 1910 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards South.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

A sterling effort from † Spook who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though !

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in North-West.

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 1290 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in North-East.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

Importantly: no news from † Rick in the several hours prior to my writing this.

A severe storm erupted last night in the South.

We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

Listen to this, it is rumored that AnachroNia and JatuhKeAtas were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

Heavy squalls swept through the entire South-West overnight.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to ipharted, a sceptical citizen.

Facts and figures: this morning, Araporn wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Joanne would have explained.

Major sandstorms hit in the Northeast.

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 660 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

A sterling effort from † Pralaya who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though !

Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time!

This morning, AnachroNia wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Chujogrzmot would have explained.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

A sterling effort from † Videkull who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though !

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Araporn, a sceptical citizen.

It is rumored that Chujogrzmot and AnachroNia were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

Our defenses made it through the night. I doubt they'll be sufficient for tonight, the zombies are going to be starving...

† SteZie hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday... That's nonsense...

The meerkat which was christened Chas by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

It is rumored that Silv3r9 and Ebolite were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a sure way to grab an infection...

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Several objects suspiciously went "missing" from the bank yesterday. Witnesses report that it was down to Oleifr, but others are talking about Lawson.

Fun fact: abandoned in the desert, the 2 citizens who went outside yesterday will surely never return.