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This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards East.

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

Yesterday evening, the whole North-West was the scene of several weather anomalies.

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This night North was swept by strong winds.

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

Yesterday evening, the whole East was the scene of several weather anomalies.

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

Sandstorms have been recorded near North-West.

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

Meteorological anomalies were seen in the East.

The town is no more than a vast, sickening cemetery. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack: the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Gnawed District is no more.

This night West was swept by strong winds.

Joanne and Schrödinger were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in South-East.

Curfew applies to everyone. Also for † Xochi and † Chujogrzmot - you get that now.

Meteorological anomalies were seen in the Northeast.

Alle haben sich gestern Nacht unter ihre Decken verkrochen, anstatt † SoFasttt, unserem einzigem Opfer, zu helfen. Wir sind wirklich 'ne super Gemeinschaft!

Meteorological anomalies were seen in the North.

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards East.

The terrifying creatures of the horde were able to be kept afar near the wall this time. The defenses seem satisfactory.

Yesterday evening, the whole South-West was the scene of several weather anomalies.

You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 9600 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards West.

With around 7600 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in: good times! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet!

Facts and figures: this morning, MisterD wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." SteveFrench would have explained.

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the Southeast.

† Sifter, das einzige Opfer des letzten Angriffs. Viel Spaß in der Hölle... viel schlimmer als hier kanns nicht sein...

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the East.

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

Yesterday evening several sandstorms were observed in North-West.

The labradoodle which was christened Murphy by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

Meteorological anomalies were seen in the South.

We had what we needed near the western quarter to keep the shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the Northeast.

Die Zombieabwehr gestern war ein Kinderspiel. Heute wird das schon schwieriger werden, denn unsere "Freunde" werden noch hungriger sein...

Yesterday evening, the whole South was the scene of several weather anomalies.

Thaergal spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

A severe storm erupted last night in the Southeast.

It's good that no one died last night. A horde of almost 3300 zombies howled outside all night, but none of them managed to break through our defenses.

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards East.

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

Yesterday evening, the whole West was the scene of several weather anomalies.

Das mysteriöse Verschwinden unserer Stadtziege Ernie hat heute morgen die Stadt in helle Aufruhr versetzt. Einige behaupten, dass es sich um einen Racheakt handle (der Name Morgaine wurde öfters genannt). Wir bitten alle Einwohner, keine Gerüchte in die Welt zu setzen, solange die Untersuchungen nicht abgeschlossen sind.

Abnormal winds swept across the desert in South-West.

The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...

Our readings point to weather anomalies towards South.

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack! A sizeable horde attacked at the northern wall.

A little bit of gossip for the road: this morning, Sifter wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." silviku would have explained.

Major sandstorms hit in the Southeast.

Das mysteriöse Verschwinden unserer Stadtziege Murphy hat heute morgen die Stadt in helle Aufruhr versetzt. Einige behaupten, dass es sich um einen Racheakt handle (der Name Natamar wurde öfters genannt). Wir bitten alle Einwohner, keine Gerüchte in die Welt zu setzen, solange die Untersuchungen nicht abgeschlossen sind.

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the North.

The terrifying creatures of the horde were able to be kept afar near the wall this time. The defenses seem satisfactory.

Liebe Bürgerinnen und Bürger, this morning, SoFasttt wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Cliath would have explained.

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the East.

The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.

A few isolated phenomena were detected in the South.

No deaths tonight. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

This morning, DefenestrateMe wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Joanne would have explained.

Sandstorms have been recorded near East.

Furthermore, horde food shortage: 420 Zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

A little bit of gossip for the road: this morning, MisterD wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Xochi would have explained.

Sandstorms have been recorded near South.

Xochi and Ransses03 were saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

This night South-West was swept by strong winds.

The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.

Yesterday strong winds were observed in the North.

The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.

Funnily enough: this morning, Sifter wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." NovaBorn would have explained.

No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to MisterD, a sceptical citizen.

The labradoodle which was christened Murphy by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

Gut zu wissen: this morning, Rocketchips wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Brainbox would have explained.

DefenestrateMe ist so oft zur Bank gerannt, dass es ja irgendwann mal auffallen MUSSTE! Allein gestern waren es 60 Mal.