Gazette

Jour	Le Cadavre Enchainé	Zombies	Défenses	Morts	Points
18	Das mysteriöse Verschwinden unserer Stadtziege Trolli hat heute morgen die Stadt in helle Aufruhr versetzt. Einige behaupten, dass es sich um einen Racheakt handle (der Name hiZENberg wurde öfters genannt). Wir bitten alle Einwohner, keine Gerüchte in die Welt zu setzen, solange die Untersuchungen nicht abgeschlossen sind.	3 911	2 817		661
17	This morning, Maseyy celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained. Mal was anderes: listen to this, the bloated thing at † Brainbox's house is † Brainbox, whose infection was particularly invasive. Komm schon, glaub mir.	3 521	2 751	Brainbox	626
16	No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Kawaiii, a sceptical citizen. Our readings point to weather anomalies towards South-West.	2 739	2 760		591
15	N.C.	N.C.	N.C.		555
14	You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 2100 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse... Gut zu wissen: one of the 2100 attacking zombies from last night was found in the well I'd strongly advise you to skip your water ration today, as it'd be a great way to get an infection... Nun, das sage ich... Heavy squalls swept through the entire North overnight.	2 148	1 824		519
13	No losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to MisterD, a sceptical citizen. Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North-West.	1 891	1 642		483
12	fwards Kätzchen wurde heute Morgen in mehrere Stücke zerfetzt aufgefunden. Ein Stück wurde sogar aus dem Brunnen gefischt. Das erklärt auch den seltsamen Geschmack der Wasserrationen von heute Morgen... Major sandstorms hit in the South.	1 261	1 206		447
11	Das mysteriöse Verschwinden unserer Stadtziege Urmel hat heute morgen die Stadt in helle Aufruhr versetzt. Einige behaupten, dass es sich um einen Racheakt handle (der Name Ghostly wurde öfters genannt). Wir bitten alle Einwohner, keine Gerüchte in die Welt zu setzen, solange die Untersuchungen nicht abgeschlossen sind. Our readings point to weather anomalies towards North.	1 240	955		411
10	The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number... This morning, Katja wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Maseyy would have explained. Sandstorms have been recorded near North-East.	804	664		375
9	N.C.	N.C.	N.C.		339
8	N.C.	N.C.	N.C.	Paulsen	303
7	We bid a fond farewell to Bernard, the old dog that lived in the village... Bernard's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of. Gut zu wissen: it is rumored that Solivane and MisterD were seen bathing together in the Well. I strongly advise against water this morning, it's a blow to nab an infection... A few isolated phenomena were detected in the West.	473	395		267
6	Our defences near the western wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time! This morning, MisterD wanted to celebrate with dignity the night passed without a dead by running naked like a worm in our alleys. "The view was not bad." Brainbox would have explained. Sandstorms have been recorded near North-East.	334	350		230
5	This morning, CptnDarling celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained. Die Wüste wird zusehends gefährlicher! Jetzt ist auch † KekeMaster verschwunden. Verlasst die Stadt bitte nicht mehr allein! Major sandstorms hit in the Southeast.	300	338	KekeMaster	193
4	The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.	262	298		156
3	A peaceful night in town. The 50 zombies that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report. Liebe Bürgerinnen und Bürger, die ganze Stadt freut sich über † CharlieFranks Tod. Seine Infektion hat ihn endlich dahingerafft.	46	163	CharlieFrank Topinambour	118
2	The zombies last night only had our garbage to eat and a few dead animals... The defenses seem to have worked well.	50	137		80
1	Es scheint, dass Maseyy beschlossen hat, seine fragwürdigen Fundstücke in unserer Bank zu stapeln. Es geht nicht um Quantität, nicht wahr Maseyy ...	25	123		40