Gazette

We had what we needed at the western wall to keep the 1680 shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

Good, nobody died last night. A horde of nearly 1350 zombies wailed outside all night, but around none managed to breach our defences.

Oh, before you go, † NightHunter's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you find?

BruceLee spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

Listen to this, † Elmoticon's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you find?

We all remember the fun we had the day binto christened the terrapin who lived in the town, Click ... I'm sorry to report that Click was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure binto would appreciate a short message of support.

As of yesterday, † chris-dude is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...

Furthermore, the zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...

One of the 640 attacking zombies from last night was found in the well I'd strongly advise you to skip your water ration today, as it'd be a great way to get an infection...

We bid a fond farewell to Gigantor, the old dog that lived in the village... Gigantor's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

No deaths tonight. All is well. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Our defences at the western wall withstood the Hordes' terrifying attack last night. Around 300 zombies ! No loss of life during the attack.

A sterling effort from † Malkavianka who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though !

Otherwise, this morning, BruceLee celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack ! A sizeable horde attacked near the western wall.

One more thing, we add † ChitaKillerdogg to the list of those missing. They have been in the World Beyond since yesterday. It's unlikely they'll be coming back.

Still no news from the 2 citizens who went into the desert yesterday. "Good news!" added Elmoticon, ironically.

NB : our defences made it through the night. I doubt they'll be sufficient for tonight, the zombies are going to be starving...

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

Listen to this, we'll just forget about the citizens who ventured into the World Beyond yesterday, shall we? According to the latest news, there were 8 of them.