Gazette

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

The town is now no more than a vast, sickening cemetary. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack : the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Lost refuge of spiders is no more.

No news from our 2 courageous citizens who ventured into the World Beyond yesterday. If in doubt, pillage their house...

Furthermore, there was blood in the streets this morning belonging to last night's victims. The horde got past our walls.

No deaths tonight. All is well. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Yesterday, † meski2508 finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

Please note : no investigation necessary : the blood in the street is ZeBulon. It looks like that was who the zombies were really after... Cool.

This morning, Arturia celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack ! A sizeable horde attacked near the western wall.

Our defences made it through the night. I doubt they'll be sufficient for tonight, the zombies are going to be starving...

† egin wanted to play at being a Hero, wandering around outside without an escort. We haven't seen or heard from him in several hours.

NB : No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

The alaskan malamute which was christened Ernie by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

A peaceful night in town. The 620 that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

That reminds me, as of yesterday, † cheeseman736 is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...

It looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

A sterling effort from † metronix who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though !

Otherwise, no losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to egin, a sceptical citizen.

A sterling effort from † UndeadChipmunks who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though !

Please note : with Around 90 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in : good times ! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet !

dehydration took the lives of 12 citizens yesterday. An extended period of agony culminating in an excruciating death. Is there a shortage of water or something ? Mwahahahaha...

Furthermore, you heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 140 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 40 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

Funny story, forgetting how for a moment, but one of the 2 citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen at the town gates ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Christian. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about waes1997) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

FYI, † ThinkableDread hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday...