Gazette

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

This town is dead... Flee you poor fools!

The town is now no more than a vast, sickening cemetary. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack : the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Ground of lost souls is no more.

The horrifying assault last night cost the lives of 10 people. Around 2890 zombies ! The violence witnessed during this most recent attack leaves us expecting the worst... What organisation...Spare a thought for our lost Shaman. Adieu useless charlatan!Our wonderful guide went and get himself lost... There will be an election tonight to decide who'll be the next victim.. I mean, guide.

One more thing, some of our nearest and, dare I say, dearest were trapped outside last night in the cold and lonely wastelands. There has been no sign of them since the attack... there's little or no chance of seeing them again...

Good, nobody died last night. A horde of nearly 2280 zombies wailed outside all night, but around none managed to breach our defences.

Glossy spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

One more thing, i hope nobody has gotten too close to † NazNuldu29 lately. They died during the night from a generalised infection. We all heard his screams of agony, let's be honest...

We all remember the fun we had the day Miri christened the labradoodle who lived in the town, Toast ... I'm sorry to report that Toast was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure Miri would appreciate a short message of support.

Story for you, † cheeseman736's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you find?

The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...

One of the 1060 attacking zombies from last night was found in the well I'd strongly advise you to skip your water ration today, as it'd be a great way to get an infection...

We bid a fond farewell to Click, the old dog that lived in the village... Click's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

No deaths tonight. All is well. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Our defences at the eastern wall withstood the Hordes' terrifying attack last night. Around 410 zombies ! No loss of life during the attack.

This morning, Galinari celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack ! A sizeable horde attacked near the western wall.

That reminds me, a sterling effort from † tchekof who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though !

Our defences made it through the night. I doubt they'll be sufficient for tonight, the zombies are going to be starving...

I meant to tell you, † Morgaine hasn't returned to the town since they went outside yesterday...

10 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

Otherwise, No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

† GROOT has been added to the list of Victims of the Horde, who has been missing in the World Beyond since yesterday.

Furthermore, the terrapin which was christened Squeak by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

A peaceful night in town. The 30 that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Another thing, we'll just forget about the citizens who ventured into the World Beyond yesterday, shall we? According to the latest news, there were 4 of them.