Gazette

The town is now no more than a vast, sickening cemetary. There was nobody here last night to resist the last attack : the town gates were forced open and reduced to splinters. Infectious desert of reptiles is no more.

There was blood in the streets this morning belonging to last night's victims. The horde got past our walls.

Poor Levi, the only victim of last night's attack... the ever-sympathetic george309PRO mumbled, "Good! ...prick anyway... still owed me a tenner". Cool.

No investigation necessary : the blood in the street is tyrax. It looks like that was who the zombies were really after...

Horde food shortage : 2060 zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Yesterday, instead of leaving it to the zombies, the citizens decided to eliminate † Edelme_Rv in advance. "I laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out!", commented phost...

Furthermore, our defences near the northern quarter seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time !

PanterD2S was saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

FYI, yesterday, † Sutirtho finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

The 1410 zombies from last night had nothing but our scraps to get their teeth into, and some animal carcasses... Our defences held up well.

We had what we needed at the town gates to keep the 1050 shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

† NinjaDave's death from dehydration is a worrying sign. The more you think about it, the more thirsty you become, don't you find?

Apart from that, good, nobody died last night. A horde of nearly 780 zombies wailed outside all night, but around none managed to breach our defences.

Still no news from † LEBABEL, who apparently thought it was a good idea to pitch their tent outside last night. Time will tell if that was good idea.

Otherwise, OwlOfDreams spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

We all remember the fun we had the day PanterD2S christened the kitten who lived in the town, Squeak ... I'm sorry to report that Squeak was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure PanterD2S would appreciate a short message of support.

The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...

One of the 240 attacking zombies from last night was found in the well I'd strongly advise you to skip your water ration today, as it'd be a great way to get an infection...

Story for you, yesterday, some noticed that † Trist was really under the weather yesterday. So much so, in fact, that he opted to commit suicide.

We bid a fond farewell to Sheba, the old dog that lived in the village... Sheba's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.

Another thing, a sterling effort from † Moa who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though !

9 citizens forgot that without water, they wouldn't survive for long. More deaths by dehydration tomorrow ?

Apart from that, no deaths tonight. All is well. However, I guarantee you the zombies will be starving tonight: I don't fancy our chances...

Our defences near the great wall withstood the Hordes' terrifying attack last night. Around 30 zombies ! No loss of life during the attack.

A quick thank you should go to killerexpert123 who brought a decent amount of useful kit to the bank yesterday. Or not.

Otherwise, this morning, ZeBulon celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.