Gazette

We need to get a move on; our inability to build satisfactiory defences cost the lives of 8 citizens last night. For your information, there were around 2910 zombies attacking the town last night. We don't have long left, that I promise you.

A great night for some well-earned celebrations. No deaths in town resulting from the attack ! A sizeable horde attacked at the town gates.

Some say that the death of Boltonhero was not down to luck... the only victim last night... Could someone among us have provoked their death?

No deaths to report from last night. It could even be said that the community has (finally) worked out how to organise itself to avoid extinction.

The capybara which was christened Click by someone or other was found cut in half this morning. One half was found in the well, which explains the strange-tasting rations today...

A peaceful night in town. The 1120 that came last night hit some parts of town pretty hard, but there's nothing remarkable to report.

Still no news from † Miri, who apparently thought it was a good idea to pitch their tent outside last night. Time will tell if that was good idea.

Furthermore, it looks like we got it right, since no zombies breached the walls last night.

No sign of † bsod in town this morning. Some citizens report having seen them heading out yesterday during the day. No news since then...

NB : no losses in the ranks to report following the attack (none in town at least). "Yeah, I guess, but we're all going to die tomorrow night!" according to Boltonhero, a sceptical citizen.

With Around 640 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in : good times ! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet !

You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 610 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

Another thing, 2 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 490 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

Funny story, the 2 citizens who went into the World Beyond yesterday still have not returned. I guess we can pretty much write them off as dead by now.

Some citizens are missing. They've been in the desert since yesterday, but there has been no sign of them since the attack. I hope there is nobody you care about out there...

Otherwise, there is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Squeak. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about chris-dude) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Horde food shortage : 120 zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

One more thing, 2 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

Our defences near the northern quarter seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time !

Listen to this, 7 citizens forgot that without water, they wouldn't survive for long. More deaths by dehydration tomorrow ?

Troop was saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Having perused the register, I feel obliged to inform you that Eliam is having fun with our hard-earned resources...

NB : the 20 zombies from last night had nothing but our scraps to get their teeth into, and some animal carcasses... Our defences held up well.