Gazette

A dreadful night for the town. The living dead massacred 11 of our community during the attack. You might like to take another look at our defences before tonight... We don't have long left, that I promise you.

Some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 2680 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

One more thing, as of yesterday, † Pavellius is nothing more than a dried out corpse in a bed. That's what happens when there's a water shortage. For some reason there seem to still be some people who think they can take it or leave it...

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Click. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Groot) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

tudorionascu88 spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.