Gazette

The town smells like death. Deadly infections have stricken several citizens as of last night... Do we have anything in the bank to stop it?

Apart from that, with Around 530 zombies at the gates last night, we could have feared the worst, but not a single one got in : good times ! Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back just yet !

Yesterday, † ethan22241 finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

Please note : there is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Toast. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about NAUSEE) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Horde food shortage : 30 zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Funny story, still no news from † MatHyz, who apparently thought it was a good idea to pitch their tent outside last night. Time will tell if that was good idea.