Gazette

Horde food shortage : 4260 zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Our defences at the eastern wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time !

No sign of † imacyclops1 in town this morning. Some citizens report having seen them heading out yesterday during the day. No news since then...

It should be noted that oldriku was saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

No sign of † ImbuedGreen in town this morning. Some citizens report having seen them heading out yesterday during the day. No news since then...

Please note : the 2600 zombies from last night had nothing but our scraps to get their teeth into, and some animal carcasses... Our defences held up well.

Good, nobody died last night. A horde of nearly 1810 zombies wailed outside all night, but around none managed to breach our defences.

NecroStalker spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

We all remember the fun we had the day Ludejong christened the abnormally large rat who lived in the town, Murphy ... I'm sorry to report that Murphy was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure Ludejong would appreciate a short message of support.

The zombies came at us hard for some time, but none got through... However, don't doubt for a second that they'll be back tonight, even hungrier and certainly greater in number...

One of the 810 attacking zombies from last night was found in the well I'd strongly advise you to skip your water ration today, as it'd be a great way to get an infection...