Gazette

There is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Carwash. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Deku) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

Horde food shortage : 480 zombies, and not one of them got anything to eat last night, our defences held up well.

Our defences near the great wall seem satisfactory. The terrifying creatures from the horde were kept at bay... this time !

Naldeir was saved in the nick of time when getting ready to hang themselves in their home last night. They explained, "I thought they were going to eat me alive, and I didn't want to live to see that". In hindsight, it was a poor decision, as no zombies made it into town last night.

Funny story, a sterling effort from † DeadWok who made a bet with me that they could survive without water. I won though !

dehydration took the lives of 2 citizens yesterday. An extended period of agony culminating in an excruciating death. Is there a shortage of water or something ? Mwahahahaha...

It should be noted that the 140 zombies from last night had nothing but our scraps to get their teeth into, and some animal carcasses... Our defences held up well.

2 citizens missed roll-call this morning... They went out last night... not one of them came back... Not ONE.

Please note : we had what we needed near the western wall to keep the 80 shuffling stiffs from getting through last night, that much is sure. Zero losses - save a few houses they hit.

Good, nobody died last night. A horde of nearly 40 zombies wailed outside all night, but around none managed to breach our defences.

Story for you, we never thought we'd see the day : † nausee killed themselves yesterday. They had ben banging their head off walls and eating sand for days rather than drinking their ration of water... Shame.