Gazette

You heard them last night... the cries, the groans. Around 230 zombies. We managed to prevail this time, but tomorrow... tomorrow will be even worse...

2 citizens departed during the night. Terminal dehydration. The groans of agony? Yes. That was them...

Furthermore, some citizens were sweating last night. A wave of around 100 monsters tried to destroy our town, albeit unsuccessfully.

dehydration took the lives of 4 citizens yesterday. An extended period of agony culminating in an excruciating death. Is there a shortage of water or something ? Mwahahahaha...

Please note : there is a great sadness in town this morning following the disappearance of our mascot Frank. We suspect there is a traitor in our midst (some are talking about Pooflepuffles) but it's difficult to know more at this stage.

There were insufficient defences in lpace last night. 4 citizens paid for your lack of organisation with their lives. not bad...Our wonderful guide went and get himself lost... There will be an election tonight to decide who'll be the next victim.. I mean, guide.

Oh, before you go, forgetting how for a moment, but one of the 4 citizens missing outside last night found his way back to the town. They were seen near the northern quarter ! That said, they were missing both legs and they were dead in the minutes that followed. Grim.