Gazette

Yesterday, † TrevorBelmont finally understood that water has its uses. A fine example of death by dehydration.

Please note : we bid a fond farewell to Carwash, the old dog that lived in the village... Carwash's incessant barking which annoyed everyone in the neighbourhood stopped for good as of last night's attack. Poor thing... The good news is that there was no loss of human life in the town to speak of.