Gazette

Captain spent the whole night howling in their house, to the point that everyone thought that the zombies were making citizen steaks out of him. It turns out that they were just having a massive breakdown. No deaths in town last night.

I meant to tell you, the ever-vigilant CreativePr0cess informed us of the disapearance of 4 citizens who were outside overnight. "They tried to hide, but it was a foregone conclusion. I saw it all through my binoculars. It's not a great loss".

Good news! We can all say goodbye to † SurrogateCake who decided to top himself yesterday.

Otherwise, we all remember the fun we had the day crazeddoctor christened the terrapin who lived in the town, Frank ... I'm sorry to report that Frank was found sprawled out on a construction site this morning. I'm sure crazeddoctor would appreciate a short message of support.