BigBroth'Hordes - Objects

Adjustable Spanner (ID:11)

With an adjustable spanner, you can choose between building something and breaking something. Something might not necessarily be an object...

Aqua-Splash (1 shot) (ID:95)

The Aqua-Splash is a massively overpowered water gun, ideal for long walks in the World Beyond ! Not suitable for children under 8 years of age.

Aqua-Splash (2 shots) (ID:94)

The Aqua-Splash is a massively overpowered water gun, ideal for long walks in the World Beyond ! Not suitable for children under 8 years of age.

Aqua-Splash (3 shots) (ID:93)

The Aqua-Splash is a massively overpowered water gun, ideal for long walks in the World Beyond ! Not suitable for children under 8 years of age.

Aqua-Splash (4 shots) (ID:183)

The Aqua-Splash is a massively overpowered water gun, ideal for long walks in the World Beyond ! Not suitable for children under 8 years of age.

Aqua-Splash (5 shots) (ID:182)

The Aqua-Splash is a massively overpowered water gun, ideal for long walks in the World Beyond ! Not suitable for children under 8 years of age.

Battery Launcher 1-ITF (loaded) (ID:5)

A little creative recycling of the resources at hand enables the Battery Launcher 1-ITF to use batteries as piercing projectiles.

Battery Launcher Mk. II (loaded) (ID:187)

This upgraded version of the Battery Launcher 1-ITF features a PDTT Mark II Calibrator. By precisely regulating the firepower, this feature sometimes allows batteries which have already been fired to be recovered.

Beer Fridge (ID:163)

A magical box which keeps the Britneys cool. I suppose it could also be used for other things though. It doesn't work any more, but maybe if you take it apart you might find something of use...

Box Cutter (ID:18)

This small knife with a retractable blade is available in a very fetching candy-floss pink colour, which goes surpisingly well with the colour of the entrails of your living-dead friends. If it gets that far...

Broken Human Bone (ID:135)

A dried bone (a tibia by the looks of it) which it seems that someone has been chewing recently... it should still be useful.

Burning Laser Pointer (1 charge) (ID:290)

Banned throughout the world since someone advanced in years tried to cross the streams of two of these objects, it'll be good for slicing through putrefied flesh though!

Burning Laser Pointer (2 charges) (ID:289)

Banned throughout the world since someone advanced in years tried to cross the streams of two of these objects, it'll be good for slicing through putrefied flesh though!

Burning Laser Pointer (3 charges) (ID:288)

Banned throughout the world since someone advanced in years tried to cross the streams of two of these objects, it'll be good for slicing through putrefied flesh though!

Burning Laser Pointer (4 charges) (ID:287)

Banned throughout the world since someone advanced in years tried to cross the streams of two of these objects, it'll be good for slicing through putrefied flesh though!

Burnt out Torch (ID:202)

A stick, basically, which is surely no good for anything now...

Can Opener (ID:20)

Very appropriately named, it is ideal for opening cans. Unfortunately it is a bit too small to properly open up your hominoid chums in the desert.

Carcinogenic Oven (ID:162)

Legends state that microwave technology was one of the reasons for the decline of civilisation. Some also say that the existence of zombies isn't unrelated.

Chainsaw (loaded) (ID:9)

With this bad boy, you know there's going to be a wholesale zombie chop-fest. Know, however, that even though you may be victorious, you won't be entirely unscathed... This diabolical machine has been modified to work (somewhat incredibly) with a simple battery !

Chicken (ID:36)

OK, now we just need to find a butcher. Alternatively you could throw it at a zombie...

Devastator (loaded) (ID:103)

The military version of the Battery Launcher 1-ITF. It's massively powerful piston can launch a battery at a phenomenal speed and allow it to pierce pretty much anything. In short, this thing will make a hole the size of a fist in 2 zombies, if they're lined up right...

Ektorp-Gluten Chair (ID:108)

A fairly normal chair, with a particularly brutal sounding Swedish name. You could hit people with it, but it works far better for the task it was designed for. Send it home Happy... send it home.

Electric Whisk (loaded) (ID:8)

It's a (really powerful) whisk and it's electric, what else is there to say? Well, the good part is that it only needs one battery, and only has limited chance of running down.

Exploding Grapefruit (ID:247)

It is large, juicy and makes a "tic tac" noise.

Exploding Water Bomb (ID:61)

A plastic bag, some explosives, and some water. It's home-made, but it's an enormously powerful weapon of mass destruction to throw into a zombie horde... Guaranteed carnage.

Fat Cat (ID:40)

He's really cute, makes your house more homely and can just about fight a zombie. And if you get really hungry...

Furious Kitten (partially digested) (ID:282)

A kitten which surely belonged a now-dead citizen. It seems pretty aggravated, maybe you shouldn't annoy it any more.

Giant Rat (ID:38)

OK, now we just need to find a butcher. Alternatively, you could throw it at a zombie...

Guard Dog (ID:39)

Man's best friend. You can choose whether he guards your house, saves you from a marauding zombie or ends up as tasty burgers...

Huge Snake (Ophiophagus trouser) (ID:41)

It's green, it hisses and it bites. Drag it to the butcher for some snake steaks. Or you could pitch it at some zombies...

Jerrycan Gun (ready) (ID:107)

Once upon a time, this gadget was the laughing stock of the DIY department. The epitome of uselessness. These days, (with the nozzle fitted to a Jerrycan) it becomes a formidable weapon which converts unpurified water into a jet of pure water vapour !

Lawnmower (ID:10)

You like it when it's nice and clean, when it smells of freshly cut grass ? In this instance, forget it - when you use it, it won't be like that at all.

Machete (ID:15)

In the beginning these were used to cut a path. It's the same here, although the vegetation here is vindictive and ominously noisy...

Mangy Dachshund (ID:270)

The only form of life who can really give you love in this cursed hell. As far as you are familiar with dogs, this one is loyal, with sharp jaws and can grunt wonderfully. In the worst case, the butcher will be happy to "take care" of this "sausage dog"...

Mobile Phone (ID:230)

This antique gadget was a very well known model. Right up until the point where they all exploded, killing millions of people and wiping great cities off the map. This should surely make a quality grenade!

Old Washing Machine (ID:161)

An old machine for washing dirty linen and clothing. An artefact from days gone by when civilisations considered cleanliness to be next to godliness (of paramount importance). Nowadays that just seems ridiculous...

Pathetic Penknife (ID:16)

Penknife [n.m.] : A small pocket knife with a blade that can be hidden for safety purposes. If you're the one carrying it, you should do likewise...

PC Base Unit (ID:205)

This old metal box used to be full of electronic components. It doesn't seem to have any obvious use now...

Primitive Hurling Stick (ID:354)

A word of advice. If you're picking the wrong fight... at least pick the right weapon.

Retro Overhead Projector (ID:57)

This faulty projector can no longer be used for anything. However, the lens still seems relatively intact... unfortunately you have nothing to take it apart with...

Rusty Chain (ID:170)

This old iron chain is completely twisted, so is not of much use... I suppose you could strangle someone with it though.

Screwdriver (ID:12)

Bizarrely enough, the screwdriver was invented to screw and unscrew screws. However, it also allows you to open cans and put certain objects back together. As a last resort, plant in someone's skull: it might just save your life...

Serrated Knife (ID:14)

Skinner, Buck, Bowie... Whatever, they all cut.

Staff (ID:13)

A big pointy stick. Pointy enough to skewer something, but it's fragile... Just pray it holds up!

Stinking Pig (ID:37)

Great! Where is the nearest butcher ? Or, how about rolling it at a zombie...

Swiss Army Knife (ID:17)

The Swiss Army Knife can pretty much be used to take care of any minor job, except perhaps decapitating a horde of zombies.

Taser (ID:6)

A handheld gadget which delivers a frightful electric shock into the victim's body. Not so effective when you consider that zombies don't feel pain... However, you can always hope to take out a limb or a vital organ.

Torch (ID:201)

This can stay alight for hours, so it can be used to keep zombies away. In addition, if you place it on the ground in the desert, it will reduce the penalty to night searches in this sector.

Unshaped Concrete Blocks (ID:113)

These don't look anything like bricks, but they are made of reinforced concrete, and can be used to improve defences... Worst-case scenario, lob them at some zombies – it'll be like the Tiananmen Square demonstrations. With less tanks. And zombies.

Water Bomb (ID:51)

Throw it at a zombie and hope it bursts. Then wait for it to burst again.

Water Pistol (1 shot) (ID:181)

The water pistol... When all is said and done, the desert is really just a huge sandpit... Please note: This toy only works with fresh water (eg. from a flask).

Water Pistol (2 shots) (ID:180)

The water pistol... When all is said and done, the desert is really just a huge sandpit... Please note: This toy only works with fresh water (eg. from a flask).

Water Pistol (3 shots) (ID:179)

The water pistol... When all is said and done, the desert is really just a huge sandpit... Please note: This toy only works with fresh water (eg. from a flask).