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Apple (ID:246)


When one of these landed on Sir Newton's head, surely the first thing to cross his mind wasn't the first Universal Law of Gravity... having said that, there should be a few vitamins in there for the munching.

Burnt Marshmallows (ID:204)


A handful of hardened marshmallows that smell of dead rat. Now they are completely burnt, I guess you could say they are edible. You could maybe say they taste good if you really think about it...

Chinese Noodles (ID:127)


Despite years spent in the desert, these chinese noodles still look and taste exactly the same.

Dodgy Homemade Dish (ID:171)


Random ingredients thrown together, a hint of cooking, seasoned with desert sand. Dodgy dish. Done...

Dried Chewing Gum (ID:121)


A fistful of dried chewing gum. Theoretically, this should be chewed, but not swallowed. However, in this hole, you're in no position to be picky!

Egg (ID:245)


Now finding an egg should be comforting, but one thought won't leave your mind, where is the bloody chicken...

Fleshroom Puree (ID:219)


Oh my god this smells vile! It's made from "fleshroom berries" which grow on corpses. If you're not worried about dying from a virulent infection, it just might stop you being hungry... maybe permanently.

Half-eaten Chicken Wings (ID:123)


Two chicken wings that someone started eating then threw away... Hmmm...

Handful of Sweets (ID:199)


Just thinking about these delicious sweets brings a tear to your eye...

Human Flesh (ID:59)


Erm... It's probably best to forget you ate this and move on...

Intestine Melon (ID:149)


Normally, the intestine melon grows in the stomachs of corpses, near the large colon. However, it seems that your vegetable garden is doing surprisingly well... maybe you built it on the site of an ancient Indian graveyard?

Meaty Bone (ID:134)


A bone still with some flesh on it... strange. It still seems fresh too. Maybe it's from an animal that was killed during the night...

Mouldy Ham Sandwich (ID:126)


Part of a sandwich which tastes nothing like you had expected, or hoped...

Mouldy Neapolitan (ID:120)


A chocolate and vanilla cake wrapped in plastic. If you shake the packet, it seems like something has liquified inside...

Open Can (ID:4)


You close your eyes, open your mouth wide and swallow the lot. You feel infinitely better now.

Out-of-Date Biscuits (ID:124)


A handful of biscuits filled with jam... of some description... maybe some kind of fruit. It tastes kinda meaty though.

Packet of Soft Crisps (ID:119)


The crisps are soft and taste like dry paper, but let's not be fussy... a meal is a meal.

Rancid Jaffa Cakes (ID:122)


They're dry and even look stale. You'd give anything to get rid of the taste now...

Sandy Pretzel (ID:269)


A tasty and edible snack... even after hanging around the ground for months. It tastes as if it was soaked in petrol (unfortunately too little to be used for the tank to the southwest of the city...) Beyond making you full, it can also amuse: it strongly reminds you of the hat of Princess Beatrice's wedding.

Sawdust Steak (ID:225)


A slice of meat, covered in sawdust and wood chippings... Only they're not chips, but rather woodworm, which is logical enough seeing as the thing won't stop moving.

Spicy Chinese Noodles (ID:129)


Heavily seasoned chinese noodles! This makes a pleasant change from eating things that are decomposing.

Stale Tart (ID:125)


A really strong-smelling tart... To be avoided as a rule, but in this case you just think nice thoughts and tuck in.

Suspicious-looking Vegetable (ID:89)


Well it's clearly a... uh... erm... vegetable? It's hard to say who would try to grow something like this but the main thing is that it seems edible. Or not.

Suspicious looking plum juice (ID:313)


This carefully sealed vial contains plum juice. Seems suspicious if you ask me. Especially when you conside that the label reads : 'in case of ingestion, contact the nearest poisons unit'. You're not going to drink it anyway, are you? Really?

Tasty-looking Steak (ID:44)


It's a bit rubbery, and smells a bit fishy... You ask yourself what kind of meat it could be, but decide that it's got to be full of vitamins (and nothing else, you hope).

Tasty Homemade Dish (ID:172)


At first glance, it looks no better than the usual rations. In reality though, it tastes great and makes you feel infinitely better!

Traveller's Corpse (ID:235)


This corpse isn't from yesterday: the worms have already eaten a decent amount of whoever it was... Are you sure you want to wander around with this monstrosity on your shoulders?

Unspecified Meat (ID:45)


You are fairly sure that this wet, sticky thing can be eaten. Either way, it doesn't smell too bad and it's not moving.